Is there a hollyoaks thread??

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It's getting tense... even DP who "despises this shit" is watching open mouthed .

Felix that's what dh said when he saw it the other night 'is that the new Neooooooowtt?'

Ahhh Newt that's it! Its been bugging me since Dylan turned up, all I could remember was that his real name was Barry!

Why is everybody telling Joe to forgive Freddie? It's been less than a month since he found out that Freddie was having an affair with his fiancée, who then left him for Freddie, and he is now trying to convince Lyndsey not to let Joe see his own son. I think it's understandable that he may still be a bit pissed off .

I think Joe will team up with Grace to set up Freddie, then he will change his mind at the last minute and Freddie will be saved. Bet you it happens.

I've just watched Thursday's C4 episode.

Most amused to see the students carted off on stretchers like a watered down Battle Royale.

Despise Nancy. Hideous person.

Now to watch tonight's C4 and E4 episodes..!

Awwww, love Trev and his lizard documentaries.

Freddie and Lindsey are so dense. They have one piece of evidence that grace is setting him up and they basically just hand it over to her.

How bloody thick can you get? You would just take it to the police no?

See?

Everyone else fancies Will too.

I don't think Hollyoaks High would do well in an Ofsted report.

SPOILERS!

Will grabs Cindy and injects her with morphine, causing a life-threatening situation.

Meanwhile, Frankie forces Esther to choose between her family or Grace and Trevor.

Elsewhere, Holly is disappointed when Celine tells her not to visit Jason so Robbie, Holly and Phoebe plan a trip to Liverpool. Unfortunately, they're stuck at the Roscoes' when Robbie's car breaks down and he can't fix it. The girls are amused when they walk in on Robbie dancing to a boyband and playfully blackmail him with video evidence so he'll take them out. They end up at The Loft, which is hosting a pensioner's party!

Dr S'avage, Lindsey, Kim, Tegan and Celine all try to help Cindy, but it's a race against time. Will they be too late?

Later, Dirk is faced with a tough choice…

Meanwhile, Maxine offers to help Darren at Daz Cabs and Patrick turns up to see her surrounded by chaos. Darren returns and is furious at the mess Maxine has made, so she tells him she is illiterate. They're both surprised when Patrick tells Darren to give her another chance.

Elsewhere, Dylan warns Esther about his dad.

Also today, Trevor has been looking for Robbie all day and threatens him when he sees him flashing the cash in the club.

Dirk's decision attracts unwanted attention.
Meanwhile, Robbie takes Holly for a ride in a stolen car. She doesn't know it's stolen until a police car goes past and is disgusted by his actions.

Elsewhere, Kim makes it her mission to spread some joy at the hospital, so she makes a bet that she can make each of her friends laugh during their shift. She changes Dr S'avage's ring tone to a comedy tune, which goes off in the middle of an important meeting with the chair of the hospital trust. Everyone bursts out laughing.

Dirk can't escape his tormentor.

Meanwhile, Tom and Dylan try to call a truce.

Elsewhere, Maxine is unsuccessful at her mediation with Patrick and goes to visit Sienna for help to win custody of Minnie. Sienna promises to tell the police what Patrick did to her as a child.

Also today, Holly and Jason have an emotional reunion at the food clinic.

Thanks for the spoilers Joffrey

None of it sounds very interesting, though...

Frankie's a bi-atch.

She needs a Maddie style death.

Bye, Will!!

Ooh yes, the Van Door of Judgement treatment?
But it could maim her, and NOT kill her, so she gets admitted to hospital and...

I'm on the Celine train today I think.

Lyndsay has a motive for both murders.

Rick so Joe would be put away and Will hurt her friend.

Well, Lindsay is more logical. And I like to think that her and kim have some kind of evilly twisted back story.

But maybe Celine as her and good twin both have eating disorders and Richard was horrid to him about it. And Will as he recently held terse hostage. And cos of him her child's dad sailed away.
AND his grandad held her other cousin hostage in a basement while she was pregnant.

Who was Will's grandad? God soaps niegbourhoods are so inbred aren't they? I need to put together some sort of wall chart so I can see at a glance who's related to who.

I still think it's either Celine or Dr S'avage who's THHK.

Hollyoaks twisted family tree

Just watched two episodes so caught up now. Agree Frankie is such an arsehole. I've decided her and Nancy are my joint most hated characters.

Why would the police believe anything Will said about who pushed him off the roof? Why wasn't there cctv?

Oh, it wasn't Will's grandad was it? I meant Silas, but he was Riley ' s grandad. Will's inspiration !

That roof thing is ridiculous isn't it? Killer, just escaped court, just tried to 3 people in a boat, and the police would take his word over the sainted Dodger and poor, hospital-prone Nico? Nah.

Will looked frightened when he opened his eyes though so I don't think it's someone who should be Administering medicine which rules out celine and dr s'avage etc. Also I think it was a mans hand.

Isn't Dr S'avage Dirk's brother and therefore Will's uncle?

Yep

I completely forgot that koala! .

I have just caught up on 3 episodes. I thought the same as 306. I think the gloves in the bin scene is a red herring. None of the hospital staff did it. It will be either a totally new character or and old character we haven't seen in years.

I also think it is a man due to the size of the hands.

Silas was quite methodical.

He'd research how much morphine/whatever you'd need to kill someone.

And didn't he wear black leather gloves when he was doing his mad killings?

I reckon he's back.

Why would Lynsey say 'ill get dr s'avage' to his brother ?!?!? This kind of thing annoys me.

Anyways I'm going to Chester in a few weeks - must remember not to become ill / be injured.