Is there a hollyoaks thread??

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It's getting tense... even DP who "despises this shit" is watching open mouthed .

Oooo, is there another kidnapping next week?

Not that I know of, but someone gets kidnapped in hollyoaks most weeks, don't they?

True.

They could make it a thing.

Kidnap Tuesday.

Honestly, I can't be arsed with another kidnapping, unless there is themed knitwear.
Sienna has set the bar very high. and probably chained someone to that, too

Spotted

Assume someone overdoses.

Of course! Have you not noticed that hospital admission rates in Hollyoaks Village have skyrocketed and there has been a sudden wave of sickness and ailments that have befallen the residents? Fortunately there aren't too many problems with waiting lists for referrals. I assume the local Trust is doing well financially as they have been doing a lot of recruiting lately...

Oooo, is there another kidnapping next week?

Kidnappings are sooooo 2013/2014. See above.

Expect an outbreak of the plague by the end of the year.

A Hollyoaks plague would be fucking EPIC!!

Can you imagine?

Who would get quarantined with who!! And drive each other crazy? Who was lying about having an affair with the infected one? Who

BTW if this DOES happen, remember whose idea it was

Will totally remember it was your idea.

As long as we all remember I sussed out that the murderer was a lady from the pink knife.

Just watched tonight's E4. I actually felt sorry for Freddie at the end!

I just can't find anything to like about Freddie. I hope he does go to prison for Mercedes' murder.

Grace is definitely a closet lesbian imo.

Nanny's hair looking especially shite tonight, and she is getting drugs from Trevor (OMG, who is dating Sheridan Smith in RL) and continuing to work with that Bad patrick.

Grace ' s hair also shocking and she was worse than ever too.

See? Look to the hair for the clues. So who at the hospital has bad hair? He or she will be the THHK.

I missed tonight's. What happened?

And Teagan's hair is fecking awful. Maybe it's her?

Patrick got temporarily suspended and Nancy is now acting head. 5 mins into the job and she is back on the drugs.

Kim retracted her alibi for Freddie and police searched Freddie's flat. Grace had put Mercedes' necklace (which had 'Mercedes' on it, just in case there was any doubt) in Freddie's flat but xray eyes Lyndsey got to it before the police could find it.
Grace got a lap dance.

Freddie went to the strip club to speak to the stripper (can't remember her name) and found her unconscious, then the police arrived and arrested him.

Some boring emotional stuff with Ste and Leela.

Stripper is called Chelsea.

Few spoilers:

Will wakes up from his coma and attacks Cindy.

Possible romance for Joe and Nancy.

Joe and Grace team up to get Freddie sent down.

Leela proposes to Ziggy.

Haven't Nancy and Joe already shagged?

Her hair was better back then.

Yes, he shagged Nancy when Lindsey was being weird and said she had shagged someone else when really she had murdered Browning

Lyndsay's a twat now.

I'm glad Freddie has been set up. Wipe the smirk off her face.

Am totally siding with Grace. I like her now.

I can't believe that Trevor has ran off with Sheridan Smith either. Apparently his wife is devastated.

I read that they had already split up before he got with Sheridan. I'm not sure about her though, something about her I don't like.

She does have a sly look about her if that's a thing I do find him very attractive though.

Oh no, I do not think he is attractive at all. they are well suited

Dylan is like Newt version 2 isn't he. Token emo kid.