THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

She won't be singing opera when will has finished with her.

I growing my hair like Emma thingy.

I'm white with blue veins, Coco - like a fine Stilton.
If I overheat I get more of a corned beef look- red blotches with white bits.

Well, he has a beard and scary eyebrows.

And appears to live near my dad.

Yep, they predicted a riot before 2011 riots! They played Glastonbury so i can forgive them!

Did DanRad and Gary Barlow have a baby?

She's had it cut Coco, it was much shorter when she did CBB the other day.

Scary brows.

I quite like Emma. Is the JLS man still on it?

Why is it that classical/musical theatre entrants get away with poor technique. It is as if sentiment for the genre overtakes quality, rather like that Les Mis group from BGT last year

I'd like hair like Rita Ora but I'm 38 and suspect I'm having a mid life crisis. I've spent today looking at Pinterest photos of under hair shaves.

This is a strange prog rock arrangement.

I miss Phiff.

I bet he has a Brow Stylist.

Zebra

Shorter will be easier

Oh dear, S'Tom still get confused by his men and women.

I am hiding in the bedroom from various people downstairs and cant watch and comment on the ipad at the same time. Poo.

Why are they clapping a tough decision? Is there pretend clappies added on?

Think hes styled himself on Rickaay

The audiance has to pretend lots on this show

S'Tom hasn't when he mentioned when he went fishing with Roger Daltrey or anything yet.

I'm disappointed.

Do you think STom actually has any real contacts in the music world? I suspect he always wears black because it saves him getting changed for all the funerals he must go to.

This is Kym Marsh's daughter

Am now flicking dementedly between like the pig in Toy Story.