THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

I can't see Rita being worse than Kylie- all that mincing she did in her seat, like she had threadworms or something.

I'll apologise for all my multiple posts now and have it done with

BOF- that would be an idea. Shouldn't be too successful, he'd be fine.

Even the judges think the acts are shit, which doesn't help

Hurry up love! I could have put the kettle on...

I'm (still) missing Danny O'Waltzers.

My friend was on a plane to LA across the aisle from Rita Ora one day this week.

Poor lass sounds puffed out.

Rita falls off her seat at a fireman.
This woman is breathing like me atm.

Why do they even bother with this show? Have they had anyone in the charts as a result? Such a waste of money. And they have that annoying woman on it now. I'd rather have Jessie back. And she was annoying.

I can see this song being added to the list of ''not this again' songs on reality music programmes.'

She won't get picked. Which is lucky, as the pleather stocks are dangerously low.

They do it for us dillite. The fans

She looks happy. But bet she wanted Bill.je.suis.

I don't actually know who Rita Ora is. I googled and discovered that the daily mail dislikes her because she's a woman because she dared to wear a 'skimpy bikini' or something.

I'd rather have a good, well made drama.

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BOF- there is a real shortage of Plows.

summat up with your phone coco?

They do it because they think the idea is better than fame academy. Remember that?

I can't decide whether or not I like Rita. I'd rather they'd had Paloma Faith as ajudge- cos she's a bit Batshit.

Yes it hates me Hugo.

Hi all, so, x factor has gone for another year n the bbc pointlessly bring this back! A guy won last time who wanted to be a politician. Name escapes me? S tom will name drop Elvis, very soon. Rita is dressed!

The sad thing is- I'm only watching because icba to get up and pick the remote up.

Cal- Fame Academy was ok- except now all I think of is Carrie and David's Popshop.

GET on with it ffs