THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

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Ricky has an awful lot of make up on.

Nobody will know what to do with her.

Tbh, Carrie and David's pop shop is much better in pretty much every way than the xfactor.

This is a stupid song to sing - none of the judges could do anything with that type of voice.

Are mini eggs in the shops? I need some.

I don't know much about Rita ora, but I didn't expect her to sound how she does. Don't know what I expected though

She'd be better on BGT

I'll apologise for xposts now too

A friend went to the filming of one of the auditions in Salford. She wouldn't say what she'd seen. I suspect she was pissed, and didn't see much

What exactly does bill think he has to offer this one?

Do you remember those 2 operatic ladies? In pleather, probably. Will picked them didn't he?

Cal- it is- apart from the bouncing in high heels, which annoys me.

Oh yes, they've been in since Boxing Day.
I eat a packet a day

Fairy- I agree.

She will sing anything if you let her win.

Yes. The bouncing in high heels is improbable. I sit there thinking, 'she's going to break an ankle'.

You aren't going to crack that code on the voice, bill.

I keep thinking she has a strange tattoo- but it's the shadow of the mic stand.

Ricky wilson is the lead singer of the kaiser chiefs group. Fairly successful did a song called Ruby.. As in Ruby ruby rubyyyy was on the radio all the time. Around 2006 or7 i think?

I was obsessed with fame academy and especially Alastair

Has Rita developed a Joss Stone accent?

Her legs are very Irish, they are so white they're nearly blue.

Oh Rita, your sincerity astounds me.

They also predicted a riot. But not around the time that there were any.

As useful as most psychics, those kaiser chiefs.

Hugo , was alastair the headmaster?

Now, Joss Stone is someone I really don't like. Totally irrationally. She still crops up from time to time- Jools Holland likes her. She really annoys me.