THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

I've still got all her ...album.

Alistair he came second I think...

It's been on for 30min and we are only 3 acts in?

Can you imagine all the DRAMA in Kim's house?

Arf, BOF!

She's already done BGT

Is that Kym's new bloke then?

Kick them out omni.

Oh dear.

S tom, am timing the name drops, been half hour and nothing yet

Not a good start at all.

mmmmummble mmmummmbble...

She has the thighs of a 40 year old.

If they turn- it's cos they are PRIMED. She is really not good. She will a really loooooooooooooooooong last note.

Nobody will turn and she will get worse and worse.

It never goes well living through your children [nods sagely]

She is awful.

I dont think anyone will turn.

Ooh, a bit pitchy

Hee hee.

Bof, thats funny! Poor tom. Still thinks his down with the kids

She has a terrible voice. Only her mum could think she had a chance there.

She can get a job in Emmerdale.

Her mum is bigging her up me thinks, giving her false dreams

Is he crying? What did they expect?