X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

[dillite]

I am pretty certain she's 71.

[Raahh]

Squoosh- I have seen that Deadbro is apparently not gay, too.

I'm not convinced

[RudolphUcker]

Oh, Heynow. the BANTER. Pure hilair. Stop.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Why do they imagine showing Ben in a van is going to make anyone vote?

Arf at the juxtaposition of 'this song is completely out of my comfort zone' and 'it's a very masculine song'.

[Giraffeski]

Appealing to the common man with the greasy spoon there.

[Vivacia]

Congratulations to Giraffe

(Lauren stood next to RacistCheryl reminded me of a Sindy next to a Barbie).

[Raahh]

Who was the one on the Voice who had a mini- they even had the mini on stage at one point. The mini had talent.

I demand to see the van perform.

[RudolphUcker]

Look! He's eating nasty food! He is ONE OF YOU. SALT OF THE EARF.

[AWholeLottaNosy]

He's still hot tho...

[Giraffeski]

Boring already.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

This is not a song that needed the hey now mark on it.

[TheFairyCaravan]

Oh this is bad!

[BOFster]

The Heynow and Ehnow white van. Inspiring Milliband's respect since 2014.

[dillite]

Oh dear. He tried to hit a note, didn't he?

[Raahh]

I still think the gravelly bit is put on.

DD1 is fascinated by his eyebrows.

[LittleBairn]

Beautiful boy Giraff. Smart than us for going for a snozz.

This segment is so contrived, as if he's hanging out with his mates in the van.

[frankie80]

I like this!!

[Giraffeski]

I particularly dislike the way he shows the whites of his eyes when he sings.

[PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline]

This is more annoying than Whitney's version.

[dillite]

Are there 2 songs tonight?

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Who is deadbro?

Bens performance is painful

[frankie80]

oooooh not anymore...

[CalamitouslyWrong]

The judges will say 'made it your own'. It is truly horrible.

[TheFairyCaravan]

My hamster was asleep on my lap, he's trying to burrow up my pyjamas now!

[squoosh]

This song instantly takes me back to teenage disco snoggings and fingerings. Wearing a boy befuddling body top with poppers on the crotch.

Such romance.