X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

I am pretty certain she's 71.

Squoosh- I have seen that Deadbro is apparently not gay, too.

I'm not convinced

Oh, Heynow. the BANTER. Pure hilair. Stop.

Why do they imagine showing Ben in a van is going to make anyone vote?

Arf at the juxtaposition of 'this song is completely out of my comfort zone' and 'it's a very masculine song'.

Appealing to the common man with the greasy spoon there.

Congratulations to Giraffe

(Lauren stood next to RacistCheryl reminded me of a Sindy next to a Barbie).

Who was the one on the Voice who had a mini- they even had the mini on stage at one point. The mini had talent.

I demand to see the van perform.

Look! He's eating nasty food! He is ONE OF YOU. SALT OF THE EARF.

He's still hot tho...

Boring already.

This is not a song that needed the hey now mark on it.

Oh this is bad!

The Heynow and Ehnow white van. Inspiring Milliband's respect since 2014.

Oh dear. He tried to hit a note, didn't he?

I still think the gravelly bit is put on.

DD1 is fascinated by his eyebrows.

Beautiful boy Giraff. Smart than us for going for a snozz.

This segment is so contrived, as if he's hanging out with his mates in the van.

I like this!!

I particularly dislike the way he shows the whites of his eyes when he sings.

This is more annoying than Whitney's version.

Are there 2 songs tonight?

Who is deadbro?

Bens performance is painful

oooooh not anymore...

The judges will say 'made it your own'. It is truly horrible.

My hamster was asleep on my lap, he's trying to burrow up my pyjamas now!

This song instantly takes me back to teenage disco snoggings and fingerings. Wearing a boy befuddling body top with poppers on the crotch.

Such romance.