X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

[Giraffeski]

Why has she gone all early 90s? It's like watching the fricking Cosby Show!

[BOFster]

As for this song, I've always hated it. And I think the answer to its question nowadays is probably "he'll send you a cock pic on Snapchat".

[RudolphUcker]

Poor fishy lola

So I geddit now. The brother is dancing so she doesn't have to.

[Raahh]

BOF- I'm well jel.

[squoosh]

Baby Giraffe is v cute and chubby. And wisely napping through X Factor

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Arf @ BOF. She couldn't even get to turn 'em on in South shields.

The brother's dancing was a wee bit over the top.

[Raahh]

How old is she?

Has anyone ever said?

[chockbic]

Ooh Whitney songs will separate the men from the boys.

[TheFairyCaravan]

Congrats Giraffe.

[squoosh]

Speakling of brothers, DeadBro is on I'm a Celeb at the moment and apparently not gay. I was most surprised.

[Giraffeski]

Oh I wish I'd thought of it! Is it illegal to call a child Nanfucker?
He's Teddy :)

[RudolphUcker]

The stylists have one setting for 'urban' or 'street'. It always involves midriffs, wet nappy trousers and neon t shirts.

[BOFster]

Oh Giraffe, how lovely! Congratulations .

[Raahh]

Bingo - thanks, Simon.

I thought the start was terrible.

[Giraffeski]

BOF

[squoosh]

Cheryl is so bloody dull. She's gives me pains in my orifices.

[LittleBairn]

I've just tunned in 11 minutes late and this is the first song!

[Raahh]

Teddy

[dillite]

Wait, did they not let Louis and Mel speak?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Not gay, squoosh? That cannot be!

[Giraffeski]

The grin was for your wit BOF but cheers for the too

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

Talk about plucking at the old heartstrings.

I keep missing her age, shes how old?

[RudolphUcker]

Heynow in his van. A'heckling and a'tailgating

[Giraffeski]

They show him in that bloody white van every week.

[AWholeLottaNosy]

Since when are we having relatives singing on stage with contestants? Have I missed something, will it be Stevi's nan next...?!