X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

Why has she gone all early 90s? It's like watching the fricking Cosby Show!

As for this song, I've always hated it. And I think the answer to its question nowadays is probably "he'll send you a cock pic on Snapchat".

Poor fishy lola

So I geddit now. The brother is dancing so she doesn't have to.

BOF- I'm well jel.

Baby Giraffe is v cute and chubby. And wisely napping through X Factor

Arf @ BOF. She couldn't even get to turn 'em on in South shields.

The brother's dancing was a wee bit over the top.

How old is she?

Has anyone ever said?

Ooh Whitney songs will separate the men from the boys.

Congrats Giraffe.

Speakling of brothers, DeadBro is on I'm a Celeb at the moment and apparently not gay. I was most surprised.

Oh I wish I'd thought of it! Is it illegal to call a child Nanfucker?
He's Teddy :)

The stylists have one setting for 'urban' or 'street'. It always involves midriffs, wet nappy trousers and neon t shirts.

Oh Giraffe, how lovely! Congratulations .

Bingo - thanks, Simon.

I thought the start was terrible.

BOF

Cheryl is so bloody dull. She's gives me pains in my orifices.

I've just tunned in 11 minutes late and this is the first song!

Teddy

Wait, did they not let Louis and Mel speak?

Not gay, squoosh? That cannot be!

The grin was for your wit BOF but cheers for the too

Talk about plucking at the old heartstrings.

I keep missing her age, shes how old?

Heynow in his van. A'heckling and a'tailgating

They show him in that bloody white van every week.

Since when are we having relatives singing on stage with contestants? Have I missed something, will it be Stevi's nan next...?!