X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

That was creepy and weird.

Where was his daughter? On 'bring the family to work week'

I really regret that LSD I took in the nineties.

There is a production of Aida out there wondering where their set went.

He's covered in crap of all kinds.

Aww, bless Chezza, proving she 'got' the joke.

It was like a Stavros Flatley tribute act.

Oh fuck now move on.

covered in semen and his dad has no teeth.

Simon's fake laughing is just showing he has stitched Stevi like a kipper.

Wanger would have ROCKED that

Well he is a massive tit, so a Nefertiti theme seems appropriate.

Simon so wants rid of him. It's absolutely obvious. He did not expect Stevi to last this long and now will do anything possible to get rid of him.

Wagner v Stevie week!

The tarred and feathered is overdue, I think.

So this country is voting for Stevi and UKIP. Time to leave?

I agree cheryl its amazing he is there.

Year Nine Detention. Prepare for mediocrity.

dillite- I sooooo want to want just to keep him in and piss off Simon.

Barclay is still a dog's/and or bank's name.

Simon wont be laughing if he loses Fleur and Ben and Stevie stays in!

I will take Stevi over UKIP any day, any time.

Louis' hat is a thing of beauty.

Oh. My. God. What were they rubbing on his chest?

Stereo Pricks. I mean, Kicks.

I know Poundland Joey Essex and The One With The Ears.