X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

They have 'kick' nicknames?

Oh spare me.

I'm already feeling tense waiting for Big Hair lead singer to do his sex faces.

TBF if we keep Stevi Ukip might deport themselves.

Tarred and feathered

Look people know who they are. And now they have crap nicknames for each other too.

Simon doesn't appear to fully appreciate that the stevi voting audience are nit people who enjoy his performances, but rather who enjoy watching the judges squirm as they try to respond to them.

It was a game effort to get us to care about their names, and invent some personalities, that VT. Pointless though.

I might download the app and vote for Stevi just to piss Simon Off. Shit I hope he wins. I would even vote for him to win.

I fancy the one in the red jumper

Louis is recreating his sex moves.

Northern Kick was never there before was he? He's brand new!

There's too many of them. It's too much like the school choir. It was a stupid idea to have 8 !

Stevie for the winner.

Why does one of those boys seem so bloody familiar.

And Jedward One.
Poundland Joey cannot enunciate, innit? It's just a run of sounds.

So, what is going to happen for the rest of the 30 minutes that are left?

I can see why Louis likes this song, tbh.

The Y9 detention this is that one of them is only 14 (or thereabouts, I don't care enough to actually know). and yet none of the judges appears to have mentioned this.

I'm guessing the one that's actually in Y9 is the jedward wannabe.

Big hair doesn't like the others having lines so he's going all out

Oh dare I whisper this - they aren't murdering it

Well, that was dull.

LOL BoF

Keychange walking
Air clutching
Confirm/deny hands
Fervent pointing
Congratulating one another throughout the song with back claps

its like Westshoite never left us.

All the judges are standing up. Time for the toilet then.

What element is that then? Sewage?

The young one is sweet bless him, but he looks like he should be Thick Kick