X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

Love that he's singing I'm still standing ... Sat down

He's got the scenery for a primary school play about Moses.

I may have once said on this thread that I like a man in eyeliner. I take it back.

still standing

Oh.
My.
God.

Anusbis whatever its called.

I don't know what to say!

Nope just the writhing orgy then

OMG- the random staging award goes to Stevi

WTF, with the honey.

That wasn't in the primary school play.

WTF!!

What the actual fuck!!!

Is he melting?

HAHAHAHA. Like karaoke with Egyptian costumes.

Literally Horrible Histories, this is.
My kingdom for an asp.

GOD

WHY??????

I would like to bet that his DD is not proud tonight.

JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE MARY JOSEPH AND BARRY! What is this? I gazed my eyes upon my TV and they must have malfunctioned. Surely Stevi isn't dressed as an Egyptian god?

This song just screams 'egyptian' I've always thought

They had leftover gold paint from when they humiliated Pugs, then.

Simon is really trying to stitch him up now, I know he is pants anyway but seriously?

Yes, it was really rather special that he actually sat down as be was singing I'm still standing.

it was worth keeping him in until now for that bit alone

He has bigger boobs than Fleur

WTAF with the female bodybuilders?!