X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

I have taken agin Ed Sheeran, and I will not be swayed.

I bet NanFucker's nan is pissed off that she didn't get the chance to go on stage

They would have done the Lambada: The Forbidden Dance (to match their forbidden love)

I bet NanFucker's nan is pissed off that she didn't get the chance to go on stage

what I love the most about these threads on a sat night is that NF nan never fails to get a mention.

We have to endure David fucking guetta so they can eliminate stevi someone tonight. That's what all the time's for.

Fishy's nan was definitely a taxidermy in the basement job.

Me too Rudy. He's so.....smug.

My sister would be up for it. At my wedding she bought a beautiful dress that matched my style perfectly and then just silently pushed herself into the wedding party and walked down the isle.

Ed Sheeran just shows up all the XFactor contestants, the man is a genius!

Nanfucker's nan will be remembered when all other X Factor connections are forgotten.

Okay, I'm in the minority

I bet the Cow & Gate babies are applying for Sixth forms nowadays

He is smug. And a bit sinister.

Cal- I didn't believe her doting grandparents story at all

I don't have a hamster or a cute little giraffe but I luffs this thread

Melty. Brace yourselves.

Cant take this bloke seriously.

If any DH, DS2 or I went on the X Factor we would be barred from mentioning DS1 even existed!

Stevi drinking raw eggs. That image is MADE OF VOM.

Colleen was cringing there

NF's nan will be remembered when men are fairytales and books are written by rabbits.

I can see the Stallone likeness. Jackie Stallone.

Melty phantom is ready to roll.

Simon's voice is dripping with scorn and disbelief.

So what do we reckon then?

Pole dancers? Topless pogo-ers?

He's going to go tonight, but it's been worth him staying in just to baffle Chezza.

If DH not any DH, I only have the one, that's enough!