X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

who is the random lady peering over her shoulder?

She looks like a two dollar hooker.

Fleur should have done a newer Whitney song.

I think it's to give the illusion of hips Cal. It doesn't work, she has no hips. What she has is fabulous abs, so they should focus on those and stop with the pretendy hips

aww, Rupert, hiding behind a daisy.

RIP Rupert, hope you're nibbling a daisy in rodent Valhalla.

Her mum looks younger than me
By about a decade.

Ugh, I hate this whole "Doing it for the ladies/ Every woman" nonsense.

Right Said Fred!

Blast from the past there.

I bet NanFucker's nan is pissed off that she didn't get the chance to go on stage

I'm loving the whole big up the competition stage of tactics hoping their contestant goes up against them in the finalie.

Sir- it was totally the wrong style for her.

Another ad break- oh we are being spoilt this week!

Thought Dermy said your mum has boobs.. Oh, moves...

Or moobs, I suppose.

If i went on x factor and asked my brother to join me on stage he would tell me to fuck off - and quite right too

love Fleur. Fleur for the win!

It certainly doesn't work.

Fleur looks so much better when she styles herself. Maybe the stylists just hate her. They seem prone to hating the contestants that way.

My brothers would appear on stage as long as the choreography involved them sitting down drinking a pint.

Fairy- if nan actually existed, that is- I'm still convinced it was a taxidermy in the basement job, like Psycho.

nancy too right the next step is let's all go on Jermey Kyle and air our dirty laundry.

What a bizarre advert for Cnsdy Crush.

Its a double elimination

Someone must go

Well two actually Dermot!

Well, they do need to stretch tonight for 40 more minutes. It's ridiculous, we are half if not more contestants down, and yet the show is only 20 minutes shorter than when it started.

A dartboard for the brothers. Maybe a game of cards.

Do people still play Candy Crush?

I just don't get the Fleur worship at all. I mean, she seems lovely & all that, but is nowhere near as good a singer as the judges seem to think