X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

He really does Squoosh, he creeps me out sometimes when stands on his hind legs and stares right at me.

Benny hill v black lace would be awesome. Take not producers.

Also, plenty of scope to find a novelty song for kids for the cbeebies house band.

What a tedious song. I hate Whitney's œvre.

I'm every rodent.. Its all in me.

it really is an M and S this- where's Twiggy?

Flat, flat, flat.

Why the jeffing hell are her family allowed on stage with her??

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The stylists keep giving fleur skirts that are shorter in the middle than at the sides. Why?

This is very shouty indeed.

Why did they give her the wrong size dress?

I think Joker might actually be hiding from the X factor, he went back to bed as soon as it started.

It's like a bloody DOVE advert. Will they get naked? Will Gok run on and grab someone's 'bangers'?

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That dress does her no favors whatsoever.

Yes flat and lifeless. all her energy goes to her hair, her voice has no chance.

So remind me again why Aunty Margaret and cousins Jackie and Bev are stomping around the stage?

Awaiting fawning judges' comments...yep, here we go.

Can we vote for Big hair's mum?

I still think we should have Cbeebies week. Mr Tumble VERSUS Zingzillas

I want fleur out because she makes me feel.like a huge heifer every week

Rudolph I thought the same thing re DOVE Advert!

Years in the wilderness? Even Jesus only did forty days. Perhaps we'll see her with Bear Grylls on a Christmas Special.

This is Rupert, he died 3 weeks ago aged 2 years 9 months.

I'm imagining being an X Factor contestant and my 4 brother's reaction to being asked to twat about on stage with me.

Aww RIP Rupert