X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

Frank Sinatra vs Jedward

Even the adverts are boring.

Where are the fun seasonal ads?

He has got big ears Nancy. When he has a wash he pulls them down like a rabbit. He's got feet like waterskis according to DS1, too!

PMSL @ Squoosh

He's lovely, I have a serous phobia of tailed rodents but I loved my hammy.
She was a right drama queen and regularly pretended to die, honestly she once rised a paw in the air then flopped to the bottom of the cage. She lived another 2 years.

CHRISTY MOORE VERSUS RIGHT SAID FRED

BSB vs Boyz2Men

Neville is super cute, he almost looks like he should be in a Pixar cartoon.

Stevi's Dad

Tut, Joker Ham is so bloody boring, hes not even awake atm.

Am hoping for mime week

Bet Melty's dad was given that blazer by wardrobe.

I don't know what to say about Stevi's dad, except he must really really have been banking on him winning this.

Little- I had to prod out (very dead) hamster with a pencil several times to convince the dcs he was gone.

Bit I swear he moved as I disposed of him.

This is such and X Factor song.

Cilla Black V Rolling Stones.

JOAN BAEZ V S CLUB 7

Joker, the tart hamster.

I don't usually like hamster type creatures but Neville does have rather a cute look about him

For next week I nominate Benny Hill V Black lace, simply because I am leading my own campaign to get melty face to sing Ernie

Manic street preachers v high school musical.

Arf @ squoosh. Yes, they keep a selection of ties at Reception, like the golf club

What is this? Bring your family to work week?

LittleBairn

Joker has a suspicious glint in his eye.

Rahh if in doubt always break out a hair dryer.
We didn't believe ours was dead until she was stiff, that's what happen when you call Woolf...

Is IS Family Week then. Will Stevi's Dad SING?