X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

They look utterly depressed. Poor kids.

do they want the kids tv market? I actually think given proper songs they are probably the best ones on here but Louis has destroyed them

Haha they're all talking about their children liking them!

He's deffo gonna be sick, right now.

They could dress up as the Zingzillas.

Eric is how old? 10 months?

Being told you should essentially be the cbeebies house band is a bit of an insult on xfactor really.

Why not come straight out and say you think they'd make a great singing kettle for the Home Counties.

C'mon Stevi!

Just because...

Urgh, Melty. URGH.

I wonder if Ben goes dogging in his white van?

< obsessed >

They really are laughing the kids market act, it makes me wonder if ITV already have a show lined up for them.

Ah, here's the oldest hand in showbiz. He's a little Bruce Forsyth.

How is stevi still in this?

Women in pants coming up!

Laughing I meant pushing..

David Brent and his top salesman

Stevi's gonna come in his pants

Eew all that sex talk has made me see Melty in a new light.

He could give me a Showbiz Fingering.

Blerk

So he ditched his mate to audition?

He's 34! Never!

Is stevi claiming to be 34?

Stevie friend looks like a cat made human

Stevi to win!

He's 34???!!!!!!!!!!!

Err Stevi's

He's not as good as Bob the Builder.