X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

My mum's spaniel is called Betsy.

Awkward teen dancing
It's like TOTP again

Kerrringe

Judges must love looking at their crotches up their skirts.

Yes, bring back TOTP..

This is horrible. They should have put them in actual monkey suits.

I'm disappointed they aren't in monkey costumes.

This is really not Big band.

They are trying though- poor kids.

Oh dear this is messy.

why is this on telly on a saturday night and why am i watching it FFS

Have they turned the girls off?

It's all a bit Nickelodeon.

They do sound good

X factor are desperate to shunt these guys into kids TV aren't they

I wanted monkey suits dammit

Aw poor OTY. You're actually good but someone hates you.

I feel sorry for them. I bet given the chance, and the right material they would work bloody hard.

Louis is a twat.

The boys look like y7s going to a school dance.

I know who I am..

I can see them all mentally counting the steps and looking panicked.

Was just thinking are they being marketed at the 10 year old girls market? How humiliating...

They might end up doing kids parties.

Ooh potential live Vom

FUN

I don't think they wanted to be the fave band of Cbeebies.

Aww bless Chezzas not knowing it's king Louie

Oh Mels 15 year old ain't gonna be happy she's telling is all how much she likes a cheesy song.