X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

Brytehouse .. Love that!

Sorry Nancy! My phone froze and decided to go freestyle.

Have vocal coaches been binned then? That explains a lot.

Combine the frazzled with the donut. I've been watching donut showdown on good food; bacon is de rigeur on donuts these days.

Imagine doing the nasty with Melty. He'd thank you afterwards.
Or apologise for shouting out Simon's name.

Brytehouse

Awww. Cute.

I'm not saying I'd choose Melty willingly. We're talking gun to your head stuff here okay?

Ben in a van, sounds like a overpriced cocktail ..

Oh god I saw donut showdown - frazzles & donuts together are not happening on my watch!

These 4 will be a shit. Probably.

Oh poor OTY.

Singing the comedy song. Again.

I'm not imaging doing the nasty with Melty

Betsy is such a cute name

Yes. It's all gun to the head stuff.

Says a lot tho Noel - that you picked him.
Worrying.

I've just figured out who the little blonde one in Mastrb8 reminds me of

www.google.co.uk/search?q=weird+science+images&client=firefox-a&hs=Aam&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&imgil=cnWyyHt7fY7HSM%253A%253BnK8Dp2GigR5-tM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.fastcompany.com%25252F1800957%25252Fneed-lab-outer-space-try-scienceexchange-airbnb-weird-science&source=iu&pf=m&fir=cnWyyHt7fY7HSM%253A%252CnK8Dp2GigR5-tM%252C_&usg=__ZEa4YeKYEXb43OEWFPpUNgR2LRo%3D&biw=1280&bih=629

However, I saw S Club 7 last night, so anything is possible.

were this lot a eurovision band when they auditioned or have they made them become this crap?

Ben has come to bed eyes. Wouldn't fancy doing it in a white van tho...

WTAF did I just do there?!

Parisa?
I call conception name.

I'm sure this will be FUN.

Possibly even FUNNER than last week.

PMSL did that kid just thank her mum for housing her?!

Donut showdown is bizarre. I'm kind of mesmerized by the total absence of tension in the show, and how much it's impossible to care who wins.

And the themes are bizarre. The donuts more bizarre.