X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

Here comes Chery's diss.

I just hate the fake gravelly voice he puts on

See, told you. ALL guys look hot in a tux!

Oooh masturb8 are growing on me

Again I'm frustrated they have given stevi a joke song, he might have been able to do big band justice

I've had better deliveries from Yodel.

Poundlandia has nothing on Sharqeetah (real name by the way).

Well I couldn't bear the Pugsy Sex Sneer so...God. I think I'd have to plump for Melty Face Man

Not Year Nine, Nosy. No.

As long as my poundlandia gets to marry Barclay I'll be happy

Shall I have another donut or frazzles? Obviously an important decision

Poundlandia has nothing on Sharqeetah (real name by the way).

It's been a dream of his to sing with a big band. Really? you big sleazy liar

Poundlandia has nothing on Sharqeetah (real name by the way).

Poundlandia has nothing on Sharqeetah (real name by the way).

dilite lol you are right. I remember this technique from my dance school years.

Arf at Bof

slithy I think he probably does have a voice- and in the days when vocal coaches were involved, he'd have been o.k. I think his voice is probably much better than he is 'pretending' it is, by playing the comedy role.

Brytehouse. Perfect for your lil' man.

Aaaarghhhhh. Fuck you phone!

Bof

Is there an echo in here?

Eurgh, Noël. Melty!

You'd need to seriously scrub yourself afterwards.

I don't listen to Ben....I just watch. It's wrong I know.

did you say something dillite? I didn't quite catch that :)

God yes, you remember when they had vocal coaches rather than strippers?