X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

Told y'all it was the Buble version.

He ain't Mickey Bubbles. His voice is too weak.

Rudolph

Oh no, he looks really sexy tonight.

I'm blaming the Baileys.

Eww no I wouldnt

OMG - his eyes

If you had to shag an xfactor contestant, you would have to pick Ben. Really.

Not saying much, is it?

He seems very cross tonight.

Clock them HD brows laydees

He's the type who'd crane his neck to watch his own arse whilst you were having sex

Grrrrrowly Hey Now.
I would though haha.

That's why Ben goes to Poundland

he looks good

I would. I'm not proud.

Poundalayia.. Nice chavvy name..

Bobble's doesn't have to worry his career is safe.

This is rubbish

he thinks he's doin really well- but he just hasn't got the power. And power doesn't equate to shouting.

I bet even Stevi has a stronger voice.

He is being really shit tonight. Talk-singing.

I would and Im sober #dont get out much

I so would.

I would too.

Phew, his smug twat faces have put me off.

Poundlandia has nothing on Sharqeetah (real name by the way).

Id Rather not shag any of them though.

Things are bad on X Factor when year 9 are the best act of the night!

It was not a good delivery.

Well, zigackly, if you had to.
Noel, too slow. you'll have to do Puggles.