X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

Barclay is a perfect dogs name

I may be late commenting in this but Cheryl seems to have forgotten part of her dress.

Barclay, eh?

YORKSHIRE BUILDING SOCIETY

Wow the mothers were getting a bit aggressive in the audience.
Mel clearly didn't watch the VT. I don't blame her.

Thought the wee blonde one - Charlie? and the one who looks like paddy mcguinness sang well.

Saying that they are better than Clunt is like saying that one shit stinks less than another.

Next time someone calls out for them it will be "Window number four!"

At least he isnt called lloyd.. Or santander.

Even dermot is babbling now.

HIM, the Poundland Joey Essex with the sneer.
Gah.

Must admit they are growing on me, but I'm a big softy...

The mums in the audience look like they'd have a punch up for the last turkey in Iceland

in a few years, bank names will be so old.

Kids will be called Wonga.

Ergh I can't stand this creep

That was mean of Simon though. Let them believe, it's fucking almost christmas

Simon has a cheek Cheryl pointed out on the ITV2 show 1Ds year he didn't know their names and he couldn't name them even with help.

Ben speaks to his mum like she's been lobotomised.

The mothers were bloody rabid. Still, any day now most of them will be in their 30s and have to calm down a bit.

I might have another baby just so i can call it poundlandia

Bet his gf was spitting tacks at that

He's a bit of a twat, is Heynow.
You still would though, surely?

Rudy

Here's Peter Andre II

Oh look at him working the camera and not knowing which one to work.