X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

They are actually better than Clunt. More understanding (coincidental, I'm sure) of "swing" rather than "pause for emphasis".

Some of these boys have quite nice voices, why does that wanker james graham keep getting pushed to the front

Big hair one is thinking- I could do this solo- fuck you all.

This is actually not too bad
All in tune

Did they forget the words? Not that it matters, it's terrible anyway.

I'm enjoying the dad dancing

It's the Brat Pack!!

To be fair, I've heard worse versions

I can't believe I just said that, but it's true

Did they turn super crap hair's mic down in the middle there to hide some particularly cramp singing?

I think they are my favourites. Which isn't hard as everyone else is shite.

Hmm not too bad.

Oh that poor boy with the holes in his ears. He's so gonna get ripped by his mates.

One of them is called Barclay.

Barclay.

That was better than Clunt.

Wait for Simon to put the downer on it.

Not bad.. ( getting worried here)

Oh good LORD. Which? Which of Year Nine look hot?

Barclay is the yodeller isn't he?

AWhole- it's a pack of brats, quite possibly.

Better than Clunt. That is all the praise I'm prepared to offer.

I agree Mel make them wear name tags.

they are gonna go places... job centre springs to mind, maybe butlins?

I HATE how james graham always winks at the camera. HATE IT.
get rid of him and make it a 7 piece.

BARCLAY! SANTANDER! HALIFAX!

Fairy it was better than Clunt. Not hard, but true,

It was much better than clunt.