Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol IV

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Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl related

Honorary Members:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds

Fab limericks!

I was searching tumblr to see if there were many screenshots of Molly but nope mainly CJ and Smurf. Or Molly with CJ.

And hubby is using bleach to clean bathroom. It's a bit strong!

What fun!

There was an officer for 2 section
Who fell in love but could not mention
Her name was Molls the medic
Who constantly caused him a headache
Especially when she called him Boss with sexual tension.

Not great. And definitely need to get out more.

Sod the bleach smell - your hubby is cleaning the bathroom!! He's a keeper!

Liking the limericks from everyone! Nice thoughts. There must be a lot more material in five episodes!

Loving the limericks!

There was a young Private called Molly
Who committed a bit of a folly
She turned her back on a man
Panicked and ran
And CJ was shot, by golly!

Must remember to feed the kids, spending far too long thinking about this!
Meanwhile...

The Smurfoid went off to explore
What Bashira had put on the floor
The numpty got shot
Molly rushed to the spot
And the MERT came and rescued our pair

What have you started SPO?!

I'm supposed to be making cakes but here's another Smurf one.

Mol's Welsh fling called Smurf couldn't wait
When angry, her reputation to slate
Though sorry much laters
Mol's heart had turned taters
So she told him to just be her mate!

OK, need to stop thinking about limericks. This one cheats cod you have to say some words in a comedy French accent for the rhymes to work...

There was a young soldier called Smurf
Who was unlucky in love, which was tough

He scored on the pitch
Then dropped dead - life's a bitch -
If coming from Newport wasn't enough...

Oh no, you've made me engage my brain ... Dont worry ... it won't last for long!

The mountains she thought proper nice,
Although to live here would come at a price,
No starbucks or wifi,
or, of course, tv from sky
She thought Captain James might suffice.

Brilliant orphan, that made me LOL (cue strange despairing looks from DH)!!!
And rhubarb and LTBA ... Are any of our kids being fed tonight?!?!

Oh my goodness these are hilarious!

Here is another one

There was a young medic in afgan
Who didn't much fancy the smurf man
She preferred the top brass
Who had a magnificent arse
And liked to show off his forearm tan

Oh yes Nickel Captain James would more than suffice!!

After limericks, is anyone going to write The Ballad of CJ and Molly (then set it to music naturally)

Just got in an hour ago from a long day out with DS and look what you've all been doing. I want to do one!

Captain James thought the medic was dire
But soon his heart was on fire
He fell for her charm
And wrote on her arm
When he asked her to get Rosabaya.

I really HAVE to feed very hungry child now.

Lovely limericks everyone. Am afraid I'm too tired to join in. Am officially still recuperating but went Christmas shopping with a friend today. Look what I found in Joules when I was sitting waiting for her. Took the photo just as she came back. "What on earth are you taking a picture of THAT for?" Made vague excuses about a friend at work with a penchant for stags.... Not the best photo as there was some shower gel in the pack too but I had to be quick!

You are all GREAT!!!

Oh you lot are so good! One chocolate cake in the oven so here's another one - a sweet one!

"Piss off Dawsey" was really the start
Handing over her duetting part
He swung his mic with great style
Saw Molly laugh and then smile
Singing "Don't go breaking my heart!"

Wow - Super Stags! I love blue

...a simple BBC series has sparkled a revolution! Poems, fiction chapters (thanks for the earlier links, btw! Very pleasant read!), crazy drawings, shopping sprees, flannel revival, running shoes and circuits....slang and rhymes
Who could have imagined??

Just got in from two day shopping extravaganza to Bicester, all shopped out!

You are all so clever with the Limericks, I think my brain has turned to mush, and "I'm all over the shop" to think so creatively.

Stags are officially taking over, the Owls from last year have flown and the stags are rutting! Didn't find any stag panties in Agent Provocateur, or matching bra, plenty of brushed cotton in Ralph but I did managed to find a little stocking filler shower mousse!

Yes there were stags everywhere. Is it a case of it's been highlighted, we are now on the lookout? Wonder how long they've been there? Isn't it somebody's law - like Parkinson or Boyle? Can't remember its name.

Was going to stop, but have two minutes while the kids are in the bath ...

In Afgan, the section arrived,
"Stags only", James harshly advised.
Molly glared at his scorn,
She looked quite forlorn,
But her feelings she quickly disguised.

I can't help thinking that if we amalgamated all the limericks and placed them in chronological order we could produce the ballad of Molly and James as previously mentioned but in limerick form! You're right cherin this isn't just a discussion thread it seems to be developing into a whole new movement! Anyone any good at composing or a good musician?

DH plays acoustic guitar and No2 DS plays electric guitar. I've been known to sing at the end of a wine fuelled evening......... Eat defenders might be needed ;)

That was ear !

Definitely not any good at composing or music but they could fit to the tune of hickory dickory dock!

(I can imagine mums [and a dad] around the country trying it out right now! Hee hee!!!)

LOL!! You are all geniuses! I haven't written any poetry for more than a decade and it was bad then, but I may have to try my hand later Baths for kiddos first; will check back in after they're in bed!

ilovelblue super stags and lather up in the same sentence!! (Am afraid my thoughts aren't squeaky clean though)