X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

Oooh I really like them dillite, did you get them from Very?

Forbidden love haha.

Oh god here comes stevi

Brace yerself

Are you going, Calamity?

I wish stevi would do a genuinely serious performance, it's frustrating.

He's an actor and singer you know.

'the call centre where I used to work'

Hope they kept his job open.

Wow that's a lot of make up he has on for the call centre

Fake call centre alert, the people there have never heard of him before.. Sob alert..

He's got a 7 year old? Who he loves???!!

Well that kept that quiet !!

Nanfucker worked in a call centre too. They had to fill it with fake people when they visited.

He has a daughter- really?

Summer looks underwhelmed.

How much makeup is Stevi wearing??? And the HD eyebrows

Stevies got a daughter, I never knew that.

Christ it's got a kid, although there were clues, cheesy dad dancing for one.

Holy fuck there is 4 of him!!!

Aaaaaaaargh multiple Stevies

Urgh. He's like David Brent's shit waxwork in those stonewashed dad jeans.

OMG!

FOUR MELTY STEVI FACES!

Fuck me, look at those ears.

Invasion of Hobbits.

Fuck me that is scary. Halloween was last week!

Fucking hell.

He looks like Sloth from The Goonies.