X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

he's too pretty.

The bastard child of Lovejoy.

Shane Ward is from the town I grew up in.

How do you even thing about that stuff? Did they just walk past Ann Summers and say, oh, this will be perfect for Fairy. Some tacky undies!

Why is Simon in soft focus and everyone else in sharp focus? He s also overdone the blusher!!

Heynow can only summon a brother? A normal type white van man brother?
Tinnitus doesn't count, i don't think. Not for a proper sadface

Who the hell are Same Difference?

I've never heard the phrase 'unfortunately he got tinnitus' said with less sympathy or more glee.

At least oty have a nickname now. SDSD. Or SDx2.

I'm awful I just lolled at tinnitus.

What an advert for Heynow, tinnitus

Why did hisbrother stop playing guitar? Did he say he got the shits?

Oh Raah Shane Ward, how fancy!

Make it stop, already!

The audience clapping out of time must be so fucking off putting.

Same Difference were an overly cheerful brother/sister duo- who were always smiling and creepy as fuck. Came about 3rd the year Leon Jackson (who??) won

Actual LOLOLOLOL at 'got the shits'

He has tonsillitis as well

The shits would be more sympathy evoking than tinnitus.

I hate this song.

DH gave himself tinnitus playing the drums.

Here's the choir.

Oh dear... I like it

Sorry

Oh! I remember them now! Whatever happened to them?

Oh God I remember same difference.....odd.