X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

I'm here. Moved house today but just managed to get the telly connected up. Probably won't be on form though, as it currently feels like I'm watching TV in someone else's house whilst they're not in. Like I'm the oldest babysitter in town or summat.

Anyway....

The hunger games one was an advert for an advert though. That's not on.

And again I was thinking Jay James? Who that?

Can they not just use our nicknames.

Happy housewarming Noel!

Wish I was pissed. Instead I'm breastfeeding. It's less fun.

Well, watching this may make you even less comfortable, noël.

WAS CLUNT IN THE NAVY?!

Ffs what a pillock.

Noel, HOW did you get telly and interwebs on the moving day? Took me about a month. Hateful Talktalk.
Mad World. Having Spiky Poo flashbacks.

No you hang up!?!

If I didn't hate him before, I would after that. What will he be slowing down this week?

Petecampbell- spare a thought for those of us who are 39 weeks pregnant!

He's put his own spin on it? NO WAY!

He may even.........make it his own.

Sir, i hope the move went well. Not missed much, they havent been great up to now. Jay on now..

Simon's acts are getting a lot of sob story airtime.

Too low, Clunt. Silly boy.
Navy, eh? Who knew?

Oh dear I didn't mean to link there.

The sound engineers have failed miserably tonight.

This was a Crimbo No.1, don't see the Halloween relevance.

Making mad world more dismal is kind of impressive.

Have they switched his mike off?

He's no Aidan Grimshaw

He's been to war, he can take risks and sing dodgy cover versions in an even dodgier blue suit.

Whhhaaaatttt...??!!

Oh god. Clunt has got the Jazz things up memo!

Ooh giraffe, will we have a live birth/X factor thread next week?