X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Cleethorpes not Scunthorpe he's now telling me.

"Small room performer" as in nobody would pay for that

Jack-bot not big,

Nice dig there louis. Go back to the factory pub Jack.

Small rooms.. Like broom cupboards? Bleeding awful

X post with rudolph re adolescent Adam ant

He's a different kind of artist. More of a fingerpainter really.

The eye liner might win him hearts but seeing him being dribbled on by a vampire would put me right off!

ev'rybuddy NORTHERN to put wood in t'hole eh bah VOTE

Well, he'll probably be fine. Teenage girls fancy him, and melty is still in.

This is reminding me of Blackpool beach. Are you grateful that the turd that just washed up was not a used tampon? It's all bad.

Is he pissed?

Whenever Cheryl wants to say somebody is shit, she begins with " you know that I like you, I see you backstage"

Jack is terrible, isn't he? So nasal and whiny.

Catty

Oh, i think we're all a bit pissed, Pete

He's got the personality of a damp tea towel.
Excuse me a northern damp tea towel

snort @ fingerpainter

Also, only the young are singing the monster mash. That presumably is going to be memorably awful.

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Some kind of impure phillidelphia monstrosity.

No one watches without alcohol do they?

You know. I love the Jack-bot. He's just so obviously not cut out to be a pop star. They'll have to repurpose him, possibly as a dishwasher.

So, and advert for an advert then?

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