X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

He's actually not murdering this. Mind you I've had a cold the last few days and my ears are full of gunge

boring......

What the fuck does Louis look like?

Just snorted Malbec when I saw what Louis has on his neck

Hmm, more like the Motorway To Mediocrity. Or the B-road To Boredom.

Even Jennifer Aniston doesn't want Cheryl's hair any more.

Even Chezza doesn't suit a centre parting.

Just put it on, have I missed anyone sing already?

Is Cheryl supposed to look Halloween-y? Cos she doesn't.

Jub did you check out the babyliss?

Lola was so pretty when she was younger and not messed with

Evening all. Been out at the fireworks, but back for some xfactoring. What's this about instant evictioning?

What's so 'frightening' about this??

I prefer Cheryl's hair this week.

How is this a Halloween song?

Oh funeral dirge. And flat as well. Pants.

This girl is WEDDED to pleather.

I see Lola did what we'd all do after a crappy 'makeover': she's washed her hair and put it back to normal and gone back to doing her own make-up.

Oh God.

Spoke too soon!

Skirt is terrible, why do the stylists hate her!?

I missed the first bit. i am secretly glad

What exactly is crazy supposed to have to do with Halloween?

I want this girl to be good, she is always dependably shit.

Lola is baad tonight....

The stylists really hate her.

Fishys in pleather again! Not a great vocal ..