X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Jack-bot

Sexy.

Nan's out of shot in this photo, she's ummm......

The nan album could end with your heart may not go on, followed by DOA.

Didn't like lauren.

Giving her a more recent song, that she sang flat, didn't help. And Chezza constantly looking to Simon for validation pissed me off.

next.

NotFlobby not happy at being a novelty act. And he hasn't even got a motorbike. Poor NotFlobby.

Squoosh you are killing me, stop

I can't stop singing "cos baby, I'm your nan!" DP isn't impressed.

That's a good one JubJub!

Night all

Squoosh, TOO FAR

Up to OTY. The beginning wasn't even in tune.

Oh dear. It's a bit of fun though. Do they want to be a novelty act- because they are confusing me.

Squoosh

I'm sorry. Christopher Maloney and his Nan made me do it.

Yr 9 wankers were boring.

Stevi- Surely he can't stay- it is just ridiculous. Even though, he does have a voice. They just don't seem to be able to use it without making him look daft.

The Script are not very Hallowe'eny are they. Boring.

So I am pretty much caught up- just seeing who gets the boot.

Stevi is safe? Blimey.

Si looks worried. If someone so botoxed can look worried.

And it is bye bye JackBot.

Well that was fun- and quick. But not the same as watching life.

See y'all for the other results tomorrow

LOLLING at squoosh
that is all

Anyone said Pianonan? I've just made myself laff massively.

Get used to Stevi, he got the biggest cheer

I like Stevi- he knows his limits, and knows he isn't a recording artist. He won't win- but he will have a career off the back of this because he seems like a genuinely nice guy. He gave the audience something to cheer for tonight- which let's face it, wasn't hard!

I quite liked Stevi tonight, he was much better than many before him, like Jack, Lauren, Fleur and even Lola. And it was a suitable number for a Halloween themed night. But my god is Mel a giant cunt. I can not stand that female. I really hope they fire her next year.

Eva, I noticed that. I think with it being an eviction, D just got confused for a moment and forgot there was another show tonight.