X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Thank you Jub

Undoubtably Cal

Rudy, I got the telly but the interwebs is 3G on my phone. And the telly was a sheer fluke tbh

This actually painfully bad.

Oh Lordy, he's gone all Example,,,,,,,or do I mean Plan B?

He's just killed one of my favourite songs

He's been to war. So I think we should forgive him this utter, utter bilge.

A good way to ruin a great song.

Most of them have started too low this week.

Why is he dressed like a Match of the Day pundit circa 1997?

Heeheehee. This is brilliant. He's sooooooo serious about it. ROFL.

Is he wearing a fleecy polo neck, while doing a speeded up version of mad world? This is awful. And I fear it heralds more of the same.

Oh for a torpedo...

I am going to sound like one of the judges but he made it his own and this is probably his best performance,

Fuck me he loves himself

Thanks jelly

God that was... awful

I find Clunt so ghastly- why???

I am just WAITING for the week when Friedman gets his way and Clunt is straddling a Navy cannon singing 'Born this Way'

He needs to ease up on the spray tan. I think he's had four twos.

Isn't it a Halloween song because it was in Donne Darko?

he looks like a Bond villain.

I do love his Val Doonican Halloween costume though.

We had a theme. Crazy, straitjackets. you know: the theme of laughing and afearing mental illness. WE HAD A THEME.

Chez zap has just insulted everyone with mental illness. Crazy = scary.

Slithy- if I am still preggers next week I will be in the deep depths of despair...

Not sure mental health charities will welcome X Faxtor's mental illness = spooky, Halloween comparison.