X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

My ears are bleeding

What the actual fuck is he wearing??

Honestly, he is 17? What life experience does he have to draw on to express pain for this song?

He just sounds constipated.

Bless him for thinking he has emotions.

Also, I wish they'd all stop talking about 'MJ' like he wasn't seriously creepy.

Oh dear

Who is this woman creeping up behind??

I think it must be his nose that is bleeding, hence the horrible nasal tone...

Jack has come as the Robert Pattinson Action Figure, as confiscated by Rogue Traders. Turns out it was full of rusty nails, and looked like a nine year old in an Adam Ant costume.

He looks quite cute, I can see teen girls going for it I would have, love a boy in eyeliner

Why is there a dominatrix on stage, is that the scary bit?

What has Mel done to her hair. Seriously doesnt suit her.

Poor old Jack-big. He really can't sing this, can he?

His programming has translated pain as 'better hurt the audience's ears'.

Slithy, he's relating it to some parent or other not wanting him near their lovely offspring, I think. FWIW, they were quite right.

Hahaha she just bit him!!

That was cringey. Just like his vocals and 'emotions'

Dressed like a 15 year old 'Adam ant'

Haha this thread is more entertaining than the show!!

Well that was fucking useless

WTF that girl was a bit offputting biting him!

Finally located some wine. I do wish the Wine Gods wouldn't trifle with me when I'm watching X Factor.

What was that? Anyone know?

Have they given Fleur extensions? I don't remember her hair being that big.

Is Louis high? The best ever performance they have ever seen?