X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Yes Mel

I enjoyed that! She actually does look like Michael Jackson's little sister...

COMPROMISED VOCALS
Feck me

I see they've given the judges a lot of happy pills. What are they actually hearing?

Agree Jub! This is when I miss living with my sister, was much easier to steal borrow her kit

Fuck off, Simon. She was crap.

Oooo, Chezza pass agg backhanding like a PRO
'you're an entertainer, love'
implication that she should get the feck to Pontins? Or Spearmint Rhino?

Can we vote Simon off?

Simon sending out a little plea there..

Rasher not rather

Philoslothy: I guess HBC only let her borrow the dress for 1 minute, so she needed to improvise and there was some bacon in the fridge...

That parting does Lola no favours whatsoever. And why does it look as if Cheryl is sabotaging her? Or is it just me.

And nice one, X-factor, featuring a song by a rapist.

Fleur has fab hair, do you think it's all hers?

Ah, the Jack-bot. He'll be shit.

They should dress this guy up like Marc Almond.

Even heynow heynow looks bored by Jack there.

Jack has lost some weight hasn't he?

More Gaga than Jackson IMO

I found myself getting ANGRY about Year Nine Detention this week. That this programme is validating their cockiness and wee boy shitiness. They think they are the shit, and now other people do too, based on NOTHING. that gave me proper Rage.

he looks like a young David Cameron! Think that's why I can't take to him.

The scenes with Ben show that jack's social programming needs some work.

Firecracker? Damp squib, more like.

Im not sure jack's emotions run that deep

What is he wearing?