X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Is this Housemartins song a Crimbo ad?

Tbf, ita might be fishy's best performance so far but that bar is set very low.

Christmas ad already.

Ooops no.

Squoosh

I'm not sure I understand that Matalan ad.

Ooh ad break time

FFS more Live Lounge style warbling for Matalan ad. I've got the Housemartins version of Caravan of Love on 7" vinyl

How can they slow-down-and-John-Lewis 'Caravan of Love'? It was already a dirge.

I think it is Sqoosh.

Sorry,my phone won't spell your name without correcting it.

You do not fuck with The House Martins.

jub I desperately want it but I just can't justify the cost when I would only use it twice a year. Two children under 2 has decimated my social life!

I think the admen need a challenge. Perhaps a slowed down and more funereal Morrissey track?

Apparently Matalan do, honey

Oh I forgot to do the ads! Next time, I'm sure there will be many more opportunities.

It looks like Maryz isn't here yet anyway

Now, what part of thriller will she rap?

Someone should set a trend for speeding up dirges. The anti-john lewis effect.

£1 pizzas sound good

Walthamstow high street probably IS more exciting than Fleur singing, to be fair.

"I've worked with Michael, I know what he expects..."

Does the 1D boy have nothing else to do?

You'd probably be scarred for life if you worked with Michael Jackson.
Original choreography. . Are they going to act out the bit in the car?

This is too low for her. Underwhelming.