X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

I'm scared of the skirt

There's a town missing a crier.

Oh Louis. You wag.

that skirt needed spanx!!

She must really have angered the stylists. They go out of their way to find seriously unflattering pleather skirts for her.

I do like lulu

Louis has been hitting the Touch of Silver shampoo this week,

Cheryl looked well pleased to be patronised by Mel then. Not.

Clearly the judges hear different to us.

Well, that started promisingly. Then she moved and it all went a bit wrong.

EH? Were the judges listening to something else?!

I thought she was shit. Why are they being nice?

I like her hair. I don't like her clothes.
There. Bet she cares.

Simons a liar

Didn't like that much.

Cheryl looks like a corpse?!!

Lol, many great minds think alike

I dunno, chezza's 'been punched in the face and broken my nose' eye make up is pretty scary. Not Halloween scary, but still.

Never seen someone grow so much in a week? Let's wait till we see Flobbie.

Best performance so far? Were they hearing the same thing? I thought she sounded really out of tune.

Slithy I've actually fallen in love with the Babyliss, it's hovering about on my Christmas list - in pencil. I have long hair and I'm quite quite convinced I'll give myself a bald patch...

Chezzas hair is crap. Very miss tweedy early millennium.

Such a shame about Lola as I think she could both look and sound very good but is practically being sabotaged.

She's hungry. We get it.
Have they put her on a diet like they did Mr Biscuits?

Chezza looks like the corpse of someone beaten to death by her husband. A great look.

Nothing says witchcraft like pleather