X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Squoosh: we can all love stevi now, purely because he's obviously been set up to go home (so it'll upset Simon if he stays).

Matt Cardle - that was who I meant!

Which one is Paul Akister?

Arfing at MENTOR. Yes.

Ooo, Waltzers Danny from the Script is on.

I can't see Paul Adreamtikisterbutitwasntreal staying in, tbh.

Paul sang Bat out of Hell - and had red eyes

Paul Akistor = Flobbie

Paul is Flobbie, had a strop with simon, sang bat out of hell. Mels boy. Props upset he didnt get a go at the salad bar with stevi..

Squoosh: for you
Nanfucker - The Grey-test love of all, the album

You Never Give Me Your Granny

Mo' Granny, Mo' problems

Try A Little Tena-ness

Nan, you feel like a woman

Who's clunt?

So who do we think is gonna go out tonight? Jack? Lola?

I think Paul askiter is flobbie.

Autocorrect turned that into paul ass kisser, amusingly.

I think we can all agree that Matt the Hat does not now get All the Pussy.

Thank you Rudolph!

Especially love 'Nan, you feel like a woman', and hip hop Granny.

Clunt is Jay ( can'ty remember why he's called that tho)

Matt Cardle and James Blunt?

I'm so laughing at Waltzers Danny. He is, isn't he :)

SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER

Wheres, Clunt is Jay james, sang mad world because he was in the Navy once. Mash up name ( matt cardle, james blunt)

I'm not sure the start of this song merited all that jumping about with guitars.

Thank you

The drummer has a bad dye job.

'nan, you feel like a woman'

Is my telly fecked? I have lost all colour.

Jessîe jay n danny thingy dissed the x factor when they were on the bbc .. No principles these days.

Danny has come dressed like he's going to commit a high school massacre.