X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Cherly is like an elderly woman being assisted out by two oddly dressed carers.

Varicose artists

Nan on the moon.

Ooh Fleur has changed her dress for this bit.

Pugsy is still gold though.

Also on the bestiality theme: of wolf and nan.

Aerosmith wanker.

Stevi?

Stevie staying

Girdle You Know It's True

I think Jack might get the shove

Ha Simon just said shit

Ballad of naked nan

Damn.

I second that squoosh.

Gutted if pugsy goes

See ya Jackbot!

Woop!

Hallelujah.

Jack goes. Yeah got it right!

That's what happens when you give a robot a Leona lewis song.

Emotional range of a tea pot.

So do they do another countdown tomorrow or do either Lola or the Creepy Kids go?

I'm sad..

I ?? Clunt but it seems everyone else thinks he's a clunt :-(

Ok- I am home. mainly due to smallest Raahh who decided she was scared of EVERYTHING at the party, and hated the fireworks.

I can now wizz through it all in a matter of minutes

Pugsy will be there next week? whoops Dermot!

(Autocorrect tried to change that to Dermoptera )