X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

He took his mask off. It was predictably horrible. Also he had make up on.
WOOOOooooo. The SAAALAAAAD BAAAR OFFF THE NIIIIIGGHHHT

Sweet jesus one of us is shaking his head from side and side and one of us is pissing herself laughing (in horror)

Yup Mel he did do it. He did it. Bless him.

I'd take cat shit in my shoe over that.

Oooo, Betty made me wee a bit

I love this song. He is fucking it up the arse with a knife :-(

^^^ THIS

Noisy, i liked it. stevi did ok. Not had a drink either.

Yep Stevie, you have proved you can't sing.

Arf at the salad bar of the night.

I love how they're completely ignoring the singing. Except that chezza thinks the singing was brilliant.

Go Stevi!!!!!

"The cats done a woopsy in my slipper"

I'd take Stevie over Clunt all day long.

That was awful but I absolutely love him

You're not 'fun' Stevi. Get lost and go do something constructive, like find the missing 'e' from the end of your name.

So he's going tonight right? It's all scripted isn't it, and no one feels bad coz he got to do the song he dreamed of doing. Zzz

Oh I liked him!

I'm disconcerted at the amount of Stevi love on the thread. Quick, someone sing me a Nan song to calm me down!

Yep Sir

My poor fucking ears if he comes back next week!

Don't think it was as bad as everyone is making out. Particularly hate the way Mel is laughing AT him to belittle him, horrible.

I've loved the X factor for all the years it's been on but really starting to annoy me now.

I don't think you should be allowed to be a MENTOR if you laugh at the acts.

I am going to declare the moody goth bat out of hell lad the star of tonight's miserable show. Plus he would not get wet for Simon and I liked that.

I'd much prefer clunt t go than stevi too.

I think flobbie should be worried, which was presumably what mel intended. Also, why did she give the Jack-bot a Leona lewis song?

I missed Ben but it appears he decided that he'd do exactly what he did last week again.

Reminds me of the time when Harry ( from One Direction) whispered in the ear of the winner of the X Factor - bugger, I can't remember who it was, 'you're gonna get so much pussy..'

( Sorry to be crude but he did say he couldn't get a date, don't think he will have a problem now)

YY Pete

So my winner tonight is def Paul Akister. Loved him!