X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Too fast!

Fuck me now he's murdering phantom.

I love this song. He is fucking it up the arse with a knife :-(

Predictably, stevi doesn't have the voice for this, that's why they pulled out the harvester for his VT.

He's no Michael Crawford. Plus he came in early.

This is like Hannibal Lecter singing a lullaby

Hello? 999? it's the Heavy Breather. And I think he's drunk.

he has gone from funny zany to creepy stalker in one episode

I can't bear it.

Bless him :D
I think hes hilarious!
I've no idea what hes doing here mind.

And now it's all Brian Blessed.

I thought it was ok!!!

I can see why the gargoyles are covering their ears.

I weep, I really do.

Poor stevi. They're mocking his delusions. It's just mean.

And then they let him sing this.

This is brilliant. Ooh he's found Christine! She doesn't look very well

Ooh.

Betty.

I love phantom. That was pants.

I'm gutted. Love this song and it's being decimated.

Timing, key, and breathing is fucked.

Pianist must be raging.

Even the bloodied face is better than the usual.

That was horrendous. It hurt to watch. The worst this season. Lock him up.

Er, I might be a bit pissed but I thought he did OK. I'll get my coat.

The cats done a woopsy in my slipper

I liked this!

It was shit and they're all going to pretend it was totes emosh