X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Haha squoosh! Hidden in the genes somewhere

I want to ban people from saying 'I'm loving'.

Fucking hell Simon loves stating the obvious.

They have to pull the camera out a long way to show all 8 of the buggers.

They're not old enough to stand for parliament. Surely.

I'm nervous.

I think they're octuplets. all of them aside from High Hair look identical.

Yes squoosh! But at least they've stopped saying "one million percent yes".

Eurgh. Fakey will do anything to be in the papers.

OMFG

Yuck!

That grueseome twosome is all the Halloween Horror I need.

Oh my God, Stevie has been played!!!!!!

Really, stevi thought he found love with fame hungry Chloe jasmine who is also 16 years his junior.

Who did Stevi snog?

surely at some point they have to whittle them down to 4 or 5 somehow?-shoot some of them maybe or get Brian to do a dance routine with a russian roulette theme on trapdoors?

Stevie and Simon on a date...

Oh please do a shot of them at the salad bar...

And a date in the harvester. Simon, scampi and fakey discussion. Dear lord. It's a farce.

But at least they've stopped saying "one million percent yes".

Send those feckers to Siberia!

Mini tove is crying, I think she is nervous too

I predict a restraining order...

Chloe Jasmine? The fakey one?
Oh, honestly

so far so good....