X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Vair good

OTY were fab. Better than all that bloody agonising about song choice ffs

Stevi makes me shudder The face, the name (who tf spells it like that?), the oddly upbeat cheeriness. Sinister.

I'm bored.

6 weeks old now, X factor baby

Trying to be spooky for fright night

Now. I like xfactor babies. They're much better than looking at Y9 detention.

No one is talking about stereo kicks.

Aww, slithy. That face = how I feel about XF too

Eh up, Year Nine Detention. Cue RAGE.

A beautiful x factor baby, slithy!

Oh girls. Have some friffing self worth. Don't CRY over the same boys you would have flicked snot at last week.

Ha! You don't fool is with your crafty camera angles, that crowd was decidedly patchy

slithy your baby is beautiful and she reminds me of Bryan Ferry! (not her appearance obv)

I quite like these boys. They got da boy and vibe.

They should have done ghostbusters. That's a proper Halloween song.

Putting some Blood on their faces doesn't make this at all themed.

Urgh and the letter jackets
They are SUCH twonks. Stop validating their MASSIVE egos. Stoppit.

That baby is gorgeous

This is like a shit school talent show.

Woo the boat has been pushed out with the make up I see.

I swear these little fellas keep multiplying. There'll be 102 of them in three weeks time.

How is this scary? Other than the singing and the fact they exist?

They just look ridiculous all grouped together, far too many of them.

Not an awful vocal. I suppose.

Awwww Slithy

Louis leapt out of his seat to copy Simon.

Why did they not do the proper dance! ?!

Maybe all the rejected candidates are being recycled into y9 detention.