X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

At least she can k ow that katie Perry would have been worse live. No matter what.

I feel so uncomfortable for her. I bet she's glad that's over.

Oh, they will bring in Talent, Dillette. Like Bazza Garlow (tho mebbes not this year), Westshoite, past XF-ites who have an album out, randoms plugging their tour. And they will do a 'masterclass', pretending there is any science or reason in what they peddle. And we will watch it.
Tis the Cirrrrrcle, the Circle O' Shite.

That is very true about Katy Perry

Yeah, Louis, she killed it. The tune, stone dead.

Is Mel incapable of speaking without shouting?

Potential pop star?

She's probably wearing more clothes than Katy Perry would too

squoosh
Denture wish your GF was hot like me ?

She looks like she has raided the Avon lady's sample set from 1988.

Her eyes remind me of that 80's sci fi show V. They had creepy eyes too.

What's happening this weekend?

Well we are all potential popstars, I guess. Some of us just need to crack the singing

Like, literally.
only not.

Whenever I feel down I just think of a Nan sex song and turn that frown upside down.

Tbf, I'm sure the simon cowell production line could turn her into a pop star.

Why is this weekend special?

There's an elimination tonight and another tomorrow, is that what she means about the special weekend?

Didn't like it.

Tonight's show is crashing and burning. The 'themed' format is so tired. Let them do what they want and not look like proper cunts into the bargain. It's a win, win.

Is it really on until 1015??

Original version of Relight my fire

( told you I was a pedant)

Don't Stand So Colostomy...happy, happy days.

I cba with the ads

was that a Halford Crimbo ad?

But why would she have been worrying about that all the way through. She couldn't have known.