X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Maybe he'll join in the beard shaving lessons in the house and rock onto stage beardless next week.

You can just imagine his Italian grandparents seeing him tonight for the first time performing ah ha ha

Well, that is true squoosh. Not in a very exciting way (although I was excited enough as a teenager, as I thought he was just lovely).

I genuinely missed both the singing and the judges comments because we were all laughing so hard, I think we're all a bit hysterical from the move

is she going to be singing whilst dressed as a pumpkin?

I am now able to easily imagine Andrea in a low budget porno version of Chronicles of fucking Narnia.

He could be the angel on the other shoulder too, wearing his pug jumper.

To feel up, or not to feel up a vulnerable member of the public? YOU DECIDE, Rolf...

Lol catty

She is so young

Rudolph, what will they do next week then? Or when there are only 6 left? They might as well just show a movie and stick the singing in ad breaks.

Oh look, we have more tears. Boo fucking hoo.

LAUREN IS CRYING. And she's over eighteen, so she cannot be excused.
Unless she is Doing This For Someone? No? Then she is Toast.

Rudolph Someone in work asked me what I was laughing to myself about, I said 'oh nothing'. Couldn't very well say 'oh I'm giggling about Nan songs, y'know, Granny's Too Tight To Mention and the like'.

Her eyes are terrifying tonight.

Is she doing the speeded up thing too?

She's gold as well. And out of tune. Major out of tunage.

Actually this is NOT a Take That song, it was originally by Dan Hartman

( pedants alert)

I thought he did a pretty good job vocally but WTF were the stylists thinking?

Love the contacts. Hate the singing.

I have never heard this song before.

I don't feel sad about that fact.

SHe is making strange noises.

Why am I watching this?

Well this is exciting

It's terrible.

Cheryl looks worried.

This is the worst so far.

Oh dear.