X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

There are many miles to be had in the Great Nan Sex Song Book

Oh poor Flobbie has conjunctivitis by the looks of it

Don't Stand So Colostomy

The themed thing is really crap because the judges ignore it and just leave it to the stylists/production to pretend it matches. It's shit.

Ooooh I quite fancy the guy on the Babyliss Men ad.

What are they going to do for the next hour? How many are left?

It's just dire....

Stannah Stairway to Heaven

I have the Regina Blitz advert. Drag Queen name, or euphemism for front bottom? I cannot decide.

What are they going to fill with for the elimination? More adverts?

Don't Let My Nan Go Down On Me (She's Got Her Teeth In)...

Squoosh, you're dead right. It's just impossible to be sad.

Another one set up to bite the dust.

Stand and De- Liver Spots

Flobbie has a dreadful song.

How can they get to know him, if he sings a song that's not his kind of thing?

Oh yeah, forgot that.

Yeah, Flobbie, it's borderline cheesy. borderline keep telling yourself that. poor lad.

How is he singing 'bat out of hell' with no consonants?
ba' ou'a' hell
I was in the supermarket earlier and some bloke yelled 'Oi! Do you wan breaded or fri'ers?'. Like that.

It's true BOF. Just reading that song title has made me snort!

Poor paul. Mel has bullied him into this i think

He can sing at least so good luck to him. Shame he missed the first note.....

He has red eyes

"I know you don't like the song, but "

Is that a recognised motivational technique?

Jealous of your ads Squoosh. We got toffeefeeefefeee again.

how much did you want him to high five her in the face just then?