X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

He looks like the worst statue of a Victorian Grocer ever. SEE WHAT YOU DID, LOCAL ROTARY CLUB?

that was a bit crap Andrea

There are no words!

Yes but you held your Scottish actor in your arms Calam, I just had a chat with mine.

Truth from chezza

They have made a holy show of the poor guy. He will get sympathy votes

Can someone please explain this to me- every week we are losing one or two contestants, and yet, the air time remains the same, and tonight is even longer? Or am I missing something here?

God jelly, if Robbie turned up at my house he would not gain entry, believe me!

Cheryl loves him which means she thinks it was shit.

Simon has singing candles?

Hope the beard is ruined and will be gone next week

Is who the faun from lion the witch and the wardrobe? (James mcavoy was, I think). Pugsy could be a fat faun.

Love that Simon is wetting himself!

Am I the only person who has never heard of singing golden candles?

How's he a cherub like..... imagine twin Pugsies! On each end of your Christmas table.

Mel is a screamy pain on the arse, whats with the shoulder waggling?

dillite: we have more Sob and more Ads and more Filler.
It was great on the Nan years. Bit tedious now, tbh.

THERE ARE HORNS TOO! I didn't see horns at first, were they there the whole time?

Rolf Harris, yes. Or at least the little devil sitting on his shoulder.

Sorry, still reeling from that video he made this week!

Love Chezza and Scowl's responses, spot on. Shame noone was listening to what he was singing.

Poor Mama Pugsy, she'll be so confused

YY, Mr Tumnus done let hisself GO

Oh Pugsy. It's been downhill since the auditions.

if it all goes wrong for him he could get a busking pitch in Covent Garden doing the statue thing

I love Lauren hope shes good