X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Oh my good fucksy look at the bleeding state

This is TV GOLD...(see what I did there?)

Holy Shit GOLDEN PLEATHER

Da fuq?

Hold up, why is he gold? And by gold I mean, creepily metallic in some undefined way?

Giraffe I had a home vbac 6 weeks ago at 40+6. Best thing ever. Hope you do post during.

'titty bar' not sure what a titty bat is, wouldn't like to get it caught in my hair though.

This has got to be a fucking joke

That's more impressive squoosh. James mcavoy wasn't actually famous in the mid-90s. He was just my cousin's friend.

Heeheheheeeeee
More wine up the nose.
It's like they've all just given up this week and gone, fuck it, lets just see how far we can go.

HE IS GOLD!

Also, if he WAS gold, he would be melted by now. So ner.

Why is he gold? Is he meant to be the tin man?

It's going to take him ages to get that face paint out of his beard.

he looks a bit like Rolf Harris from some angles

Sorry, i pad not keeping up. I hope Robbie doesnt turn up at your house! Pugsy isnt too bad. Best yet

is he the fawn from the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe?

just incase anyone here didnt know, Jay has been in the navy.

Ah, remember Liz Hurley?

I am mesmerized by the gold pugsy. Why? What were the stylists thinking?

He's dressed as Shirley Eaton!

Shirley died from being painted gold.

Farewell Pugsy.

So Halloween means normal songs in shit outfits. They clearly hate pugsy too.

He looks like a wanker. This is what happens to people who can sing. x Factor will steal your soul.

He's not doing that good a job of dancing, is he?

I actually can't stop laughing

That gold is going to be a nightmare to get out of his beard.