X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

Not at the same time, obviously. Ceilidh dancing in the cinema would be weird.

I think we went to see men in black or something like that.

pete anything is better than talking alien sperm.

Pugsy!

Why is he dressed like a Match of the Day pundit circa 1997?
Can't stop laughing at this.

Giraffe, i just hope Robbie doesnt show up in your labour ward busting his 90s groove.. Good luck anyway! Clunty has to go. He looked like the guy out of Homeland.

I had a phone conversation with Sean Connery.

I do like Andrea.

Ewwwww, food in beard alert!

Beard drippings mmm mmm

Why is he dressed as a dog?

A pug costume! Of course.

He is so smug. I mean you can just hear the dressing room chat. " how can I get votes, I've mentioned the navy already. Oh I know, wish them happy birthday?"

Ffs im surprised he didn't fucking sing to them maybe he will dedicate the sing off to them

Pugsy should wear that onesie on stage. Every week.

Is there a book going on who has the highest hair??

They have chosen such a shit song for him.

Big question: will he show us his Lulu?

Tell us more, Squoosh...

Fluffing, I think he's just Italian.

The choreogrpahy is tackorama on this show. Brian Friedman should be running a titty bat in Toremelinos.

what have they done to Pugsy

Goodness me

That's gonna give me nightmares

WHAT HAVE THOSE FUCKERS DONE TO PUGSY?