X FACTOR 1/11- It's HALLOWE'EN week! And instant evictions. Be very afraid.

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I am out tonight

My sister is having a Hallowe'en party. I don't really want to go. but the dc do, so I will just have to suck it up. And drink.

Here is the the extremely dubious, yet entirely predictable, song list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 4
Andrea Faustini
Relight My Fire (by Take That)

Jack Walton
Bleeding Love (by Leona Lewis)

Paul Akister
Bat Out Of Hell (by Meatloaf)

Lauren Platt
Dark Horse (by Katy Perry)

Lola Saunders
Crazy (by Gnarls Barkley)

Only The Young
The Monster Mash (by Bobby Pickett)

Stereo Kicks
Everybody (by Backstreet Boys)

Ben Haenow
Highway to Hell (by AC/DC)

Fleur East
Thriller (by Michael Jackson)

Jay James
Mad World (by Tears For Fears)

Stevi Ritchie
Music of The Night (from Phantom of The Opera)

I feel most sorry for OTY- as clearly Louis hates them. Why is he turning them into a shit novelty act, poor kids?

Stevi- well there are no words.

Clunt must go. Really, he must.

At least I will be able to come home and whizz through the whole thing is 5 minutes. But I will miss y'all.

Oh- and there will be an instant eviction of an act tonight- as Simon was pissed off at how rubbish the sing -off was last week. not at all planned all along, oh no

No, great artists write their own songs.

Simon seems to be fessing up this week about the past of the contestants.

His hair is awful. He's in male pattern baldness denial. It's a dyed comb over. Not nice.

Mingehead really is a Minge Head tonight, that's a proper cleft

Rudolph you don't really need anything special for ITV, just stick the antennae in the back and off you go. You get BBC1/2, ITV and C4 like that.

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH FUCKING CUNT

Mel B's make-up is terrible, as usual.

I hope that Andreas comes on with a pug dressed as a tarantula.

Absolutely Jay Absolutely! Doesnt he know any other words???

Why giraffe?

Four twos

Good luck Giraffe. Can I name it?

Why is Simon all of a sudden acknowledging the acts with the failed record deals?

Val Doonican, THATS who I was think of. Cheers Boffles

BOF!!

I hope chezza gets a pasting on Twitter for the scary mad people shit.

Ah, we've got the promised advert for the hunger games. The anticipation made no difference whatsoever.

Slithy. It's not irrational. He's such a smug bastard.

Giraffe- will we get more squidgy baby photos next week?

I didn't get The Hunger Games ad. sad face.

These Argos ads are a bit modern.

Now, my celeb story is that I have gone to the cinema and ceilidh danced with james mcavoy (who was just in an advert so it's kind of relevant).

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Four twos , hehe, nice reference. That is the only aspect in which he is an eight.

I'm just fed up of being pregnant, that's all. Having a home birth so may be able to keep up even if in labour :).
The baby will of course be up for public naming.

saw a woman in town last week with two pugs wearing pumpkin costumes-would love them to appear with Pugsy but fear that as they were oblivious to their own shame they wouldnt be suitable stage dogs