Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

I don't have further info on the not-niceness, but I could enquire. Squoosh might track me down and kill me, though

Does Halsall know my Marcus?

Fucking chocolate soil. Grated choc non?

He seems to be coming across as less of a dick* than I thought he was this series but someone did say it is a bit like looking at a psychopath trying not to be.

*shouty, hard faced etc

Yes, you must find out about the not niceness!

Not personally, squoosh

Oh the poor sod!

Pretty.

Are those peas in that chocolate delice?

I can't imagine who they'll send home...........

Can they send more than one home a la Apprentice?

Chocolate 'soil'. What's next vanilla dust? banana muck?

That's what Dh said. Ohhh I'm going to have to break into the roses.

Marcus nearly punched him there.

Ooooo playing with fire laddie! If looks could kill.

oooufya...hard stare from Marcus there.

nearly as good as my Look

Damn it Marcus is going to kill someone this episode and I'm going to miss it!

Liar! You clearly do not like being challenged.

Is the look as good as Mary Berry's shop bought fondant look?

Had to be.

Much harsher ThisFence. More of a "You will sleep with the fishes" look.

I love the bolshiness of that young lad

Poor Kholdip, he was a dead man walking.

'I don't care if I get through, I just want to show off my passion for food'

What a tit.

My favourite is Sven from last week with the chin bum.

no thisfence....it was more don't cross me you jumped up whippersnapper

whereas MB's look was more Well!! Really!! You sad horrid fondant buyer