Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

Other people need to stop fancying Marcus.

You can have Gregg instead.

Yeah he does have a sort of Liverpudlian twang! Bloody lovely eyes too.

Oi! I fancied him before he had a beard!

OK, hope you've all seen this. But if you .

I don't think anyone actually wants greg.

It would be so much better if Greg would just do the decent thing and FOTTFSOFTWHGTFOSM

My favourite episode in the week is the quarter final on Thursday nights because it's Greg-less!

I couldn't pinpoint the accent either Hexigone. I hope someone else can, if was confusing me.

Greg is my least favourite TV personality of all time.

More lamb :(

Toddler is messing around so I'm missing this episode at the moment.

I hope Marcus doesn't finally go postal and I miss it.

I think lamb is this season's samphire. At least only one person has done vanilla potatoes so far. They sound about as appetising and "quirky" as Gregg.

Lavender in everything seemed to be a fashion in the not too distant past too. Tasted revolting to me.

My granddad would have those whelks and winkles on white buttered bread with pepper and vinegar

Oh rubber bands! And good evening.

Evening! They seem a bit meh tonight.

Now how did I manage to miss this thread? Don't usually go in for the Professionals edition but I've been missing you lot. You've lured me in, damn you!

Re: Marcus's accent: he's from Southport and went to school with a member of my family and was not nice to her

Did you know MW was the youngest Michelin starred chef? No me neither until they told us every twatting night.
Marcus and chocolate, mmm

Custard pucks? Don't try saying that if you've had a few...

Two of those please, over here.

Evening Halsall. Gangs all here. Oh make them make that bad boy.

I love the way Marcus says 'rock hard' and 'firm'.

And I love his hairy arms.

I think there's going to be some fuck ups here.

squoosh calm down, calm down! It's his blue eyes that get me. But Halsall has some info that calls into question his "niceness" :(

Hi ohwhat. Where's ellenora I wonder?

I'm finding Monica and her death stare a bit hard to love.

Fondant! Hello my old friend.

Never thought he was nice.