Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

Looks like the turmeric paste my dog has for her arthritis.

It looks like not great egg fried rice, tbh.

Ah a tower of brown. With bananas.

Its egg fried rice with BANANA in!! On what planet is that a 'dish'?

What happens to people in the studio that makes them think: fried rice and... Bananas!

Another beignet.

That looks lovely.

So two good dishes then. And one actual abomination.

I would very happily eat that.

Speccy done good again.

Choochy face.

Marcus likes Sean.
Send both them fuckers home.

i am liking the scottish jamie

fried rice guy AND the welsh chap need the boot!!

Liking Marcus Waring on this. He seems a very decent guy.

and they have gone.

Good call.

I really don't know why Marcus is so fond of Sean....there have been major flaws in all his dishes.

...the right two have gone, and now it's off with their heads, cooking for the critics.

That was absolutely the right decision. Two plates of food you'd expect from a student with delusions of grandeur.

These chefs are getting to look as good as their food , some sexy cooking going on now .

give up with the slaptalk and let us know what they are making!

heritage tomatoes.!!! HOUSE!!

I think marcus only seems fond of Sean because there are always people so much worse. So the fact he can fine redeeming features looks more positive.

heritage toms! How rare do you reckon that lamb will be?

Look at those eyes. I could watch an hour of them/

Proper masterchef rare I say.

Dry ice wankery ahoy!
Sous fucking vide.

Brie and peaches for dessert.